We have the most horrible Tooth fairy ever – I swear she needs to be fired!
She must belong to a union?
We’ve had four boys lose teeth and are coming up to the last few teeth on the last boy and for the first time ever, she made it on time!
There was the time that she forgot the tooth at Christmas – we told our oldest it was because Santa and the Tooth fairy couldn’t be in the same house at the same time. Too much magic would make the house explode. He kind of liked that idea.
Or the time that the Tooth fairy didn’t show up for several days after our second son knocked the loose tooth out of the fourth son’s mouth launching it somewhere (we still don’t know where – that was 4 houses ago) and we used the excuse that she wouldn’t deliver until the tooth was found or a note left to explain.
She once forgot for several weeks…. I just finally admitted that we had a crappy Tooth fairy and she’d need to be fired.
The boys agreed.
Our youngest just lost a tooth this week and he was astonished that she made it in the first night. So was I for that matter – our complaints must have finally made it to management.