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I started my Christmas shopping tonight. I started making several gifts months ago, but not everyone digs hand-made’s and I’m down with that. I know what to buy all the non-handmade gifts people on my list.
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Except for my oldest niece. I’ve got nothing!
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We all have those two or three, or ten people who can either buy whatever they want, so you’re sort of useless, unless you can buy those few things they can’t afford. Or they just don’t like anything. Or you are so polar opposite of them, that anything you buy will be galaxies away from anything they would ever want.
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We have a few of each on our list. Gift cards for coffee are usually what they get. Or, like my father-in-law, a golf shirt. Every year. *sigh* I’d really like to branch out, but sometimes you just go with what you know works!
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Last year, I totally scored with my two younger nieces. I mean, how can you go wrong with rub-on glitter tattoo’s, and hair chalk! C’mon – I rocked that one! Yes, they’re both under 10. And sometimes… majority of the time, so is my brain, so I totally nailed it!
Speaking of nails… I thought “13-year-old girls like to do their nails, right?”, so I bought my oldest niece a full nail kit. It had everything a girl would need to do her nails! She is after all the girly girl of the three, so I thought I was being pretty darn awesome!
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Yeah, not so much. The kit shows up one day before we have to leave to meet with the whole family, and upon opening the package for wrapping, I realize that this is NOT what was pictured! First, glitter was *everywhere*, which for me is a bonus, but I hear most people think of it as some sort of problem. Herpes of the craft world? And “the finger”. The boys loved this! This bent, pale index finger. There may, or may not have been some chasing going on with said “finger” before it made it to its wrapping.
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So, one crooked finger on a stand, to supposedly practice your “nail art”. Along with several packages of false nails, glitter to add to the paint, jewels, files, those little foam toe thingies to keep your toes behaving, those pokey sticks and a few other nail items that I have no idea what they do.
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It sounds way better here than what showed up, I swear.
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I packed my sad little gift into the nicest container I could find, hoping it would somehow magically make it look amazing, or at least like it did from the website.
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When it comes time for her to open it, I spied around the bodies between us. If it were possible for crickets to have chirped on Christmas morning… they would have chirped their last and then shot themselves.
Quietly she pulls “the finger out” and quietly places it back in the packaging. She begins to look around as though there had to be a hidden camera. I have to applaud her here, this normally very loud, very opinionated 13-year-old could have shouted out, somewhat rightfully, “This is what you got me?”. Silence. She tucked it away and later very politely said thank you for her gift.
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*FAIL*
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I refuse to have that happen this year!
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I have been searching website after website looking for what 14-year-old sporty, girly girls like? Most websites either tout uber expensive items that no kid really needs and is WAY over my budget, or infantile “learning games” that a kid that age would think were completely lame. And I’m not buying her clothes from stores that sell thongs to 10 year old’s!
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“Gift card?”
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NO! I refuse to give yet another gift card! I should know my nieces well enough to know what they want! Right? Oy!
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So here I sit, several hours later, with everyone else’s gift found in the process of finding her’s.
My list is now finished, except the person’s I started out looking for.
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Think she’d want a bra?
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KIDDING!
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